The Imperial Infanteryman's Uplifting Primer regarding the Dark Eldar.

In Exile Posts : 155 Join date : 2012-01-25

My suggestions.

Wyches lacks depth-vision.

Mandrakes are afraid of the light.

Their medics are dentists (Hamonculi).

Their weapons often explodes for unknown reasons.

Wych Posts : 662 Join date : 2013-01-23

Deldar weapons explode?

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Wych Posts : 559 Join date : 2011-05-27 Location : Finland

Their vehicle armour has the consistensy of flakboard and can be penetrated even by anti-personel weaponry....Wait, that's actually true.

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In Exile Posts : 155 Join date : 2012-01-25

Flakboard, haha. Brilliant suggestion.

Sybarite Posts : 324 Join date : 2012-09-05

Dark Eldar are all Evil and a Whore!

Dark Eldar are the result of Eldar snorting Bath Salts

That Comely Eldar female may in fact be a MAN!

"When confronted by an Eldar Night Raid, simply shine your flashlights in their eyes and their flakboard skimmers will explode."

Hellion Posts : 32 Join date : 2011-04-21

Wyches: Preening nancies that would rather hop around and dance ineffectively instead of getting up close and personal.

Splinter Weaponry: Such ineffective weaponry, serious poisons can cause symptoms similar to a cough/cold. This can be cancelled out by using your sopository (standard issue).

Raiders: You are more heavily armoured than their vehicles! What foolish race would actively seek to REMOVE armour?

Kabals: Groups of petty street thugs led by pensioners, they couldn't take sweets from a child!