Acension

This is quite a fun, quick game. Your aim is to work your way up to become a minor Archon, Succubus, or Haemonculus. You start of as a slave standing just outside a Haemy lab, and your only weapon is a splinter pistol. What the hell are u going to do?

I walk inside the Haemi lab.

The Haemi and his assistant both look at you and lick their lips in anticipation. One reaches for his bone knife, while the other points a syringe at you.

They lunge simultaneously, from your nine o'clock and your 2'clock, just as you hear a scratching sound right behind you.

I shoot myself in the head. Do I win?

The Haemie says to his assistant, "Quick, save his hand from the wrist down, we can use that in the tubes to create a new warrior. The rest of him is too far gone to be of any use."

The assistant, I'gore, chopped down with his bone knife, but was a little over enthusiastic. The hand skittered away towards the doorway, where the Khymera that had been scratching to get in was lurking. ............

Several hours later you wake on a slab, the gleaming face of a Haemonculus ordering you up. You are know a wrack.

LOL fail

any one else want to play?

That indeed was quick You are nearly as bad at RPGs as My friends (You see bottomless well... I JUMP!)

How about... little cliffhanger? I'll also press big red "reset the world" button.



You work tirelessly in promise of joining inner circle
Yet someone else plan to attain higher rank

Needless to say, You end as mutilated torso falling down ventilation shaft
after having "accident" during Talos maintence.

You've end outside Haemonculus fortress. You certainly don't want to get back there (yet), Your iron mask broked like walnut shell (not surprisingly enhancing your eyesight) and You have one working limb (arm with claws and build-in poison dart launcher (Stinger Pistol)). You probably will survive fall and beeing chopped by Engine, so Yo are good for now...

CONGRATULATIONS.

You're now totally f*** but have pretty decent chance to make someone pay for that if You would deal Your cards right.

Shall we start again?

Right-o. Sorry about cliffhanger.

Ok who wants to play now?

Keizz so whats the start ?

ur outside a haemy's lab, just escaped with just a splinter pistol.