Because, why not?
I know I've posted three threads in the course of a week and not one battle report, but dangit, I like writing lists.
Come on, look at this list, and tell me you're not eager to give it a shot.
Haemonculus, Venom Blade - 55
Haemonculus, Venom Blade - 55
Haemonculus, Venom Blade - 55
10 Mandrakes - 150
10 Mandrakes - 150
10 Mandrakes - 150
5 Wyches, HWG, Venom, Extra Splinter Cannon - 125
5 Wyches, HWG, Venom, Extra Splinter Cannon - 125
7 Wyches, HWG, Hekatrix, PGL, Venom Blade, Raider, Disintegrator, TGL, Night Shields - 184
7 Wyches, HWG, Hekatrix, PGL, Venom Blade, Raider, Disintegrator, TGL, Night Shields - 184
7 Wyches, HWG, Hekatrix, PGL, Venom Blade, Raider, Disintegrator, TGL, Night Shields - 184
6 Wracks, Acothyst, Hexrifle - 85
9 Reavers, 3 Heat Lances, Arena Champion, Venom Blade - 249
9 Reavers, 3 Heat Lances, Arena Champion, Venom Blade - 249
Total: 2000 points
Is it spammy? Yes. Is it untested? Yes. Is it lacking a Reaver squad? Yes.
But, is it the most daring, intriguing, awe-inspiring, lol-inducing Dark Eldar list imaginable?!
Place a Haemonculus with each of the big Wych squads, move them up closer to the infiltrating Mandrakes, drop him off, and unleash the fury of a thousand daemonic fists (okay, maybe just 60) at the enemy. Separate after the first turn so that the Haemonculi don't slow you down - the Mandrakes have Move Through Cover and Fleet after all. TGLs can help you pin some things, which would also make assaulting into terrain less risky. Plenty of Haywire to disrupt enemy tanks, and the now-obligatory Reavers (I only have 18, and I wanted to at least keep
something in line with my collection). I already have to proxy a bunch of Mandrakes to make this work. The Wrack squad is by far the least threatening unit on the board, so they sit back and watch.
Really, even with how "suxxors" the Mandrakes are believed to be, I would imagine 30 of them with pain tokens would be pretty intimidating for opponents. Especially with 31 Wyches coming up behind them.
Oh, and for even more fun, drop the Venom Blades on the Haemonculi and one of the small Wych squads to add in Kheradruakh.
Really though, when we have filled in a bunch of spots with HWG Wyches and large Reaver squads, does it even
matter what else we use?