Trouble finding colour scheme? Your kids have an answer...

My wife asked me to find and print some colouring pages for my kids... I, being a dutiful father, started searching for something that my kids would like. I found a nice looking page named Printerkids... I started searching the categories for something boy-ish, going from the top in alphabetical order - cars, planes, etc., when it hit me... Warhammer 40K category NEW!

I was like waaaaa? I opened it up and to my absolute astonishment I found THIS!

Odd and neat find!

aurynn wrote:

I was like waaaaa? I opened it up and to my absolute astonishment I found THIS!

THIS.
IS.
AWESOME

Absolutely... Cant imagine my boys colouring anything better than drug-driven sadistic gladiator biatch in tight leather and spikes...

Look mama! I am doing the same stuff like daddy!

OH SH..!

Although I would laugh till next christmas without pause should he take that to pre-school to show his teacher and friends...

Thank you!

aurynn wrote:

Absolutely... Cant imagine my boys colouring anything better than drug-driven sadistic gladiator biatch in tight leather and spikes...

Look mama! I am doing the same stuff like daddy! .

We're talking Parent of the Year territory here

Seconded. New Dark City award?

Great quote from the site:

Quote :

Use the kids activity printables to have fun with the letters that make up the Dark Eldar titles or stories such as "CULT OF THE BLADE DENIED" and "HELLION".

Yeah. Let's have fun with children's stories called HELLION! The new birthday party game: pass the Ouija board around and conjure Mandrakes until the names of your favourite Dark Eldar tormentors show up! The winner gets the losers' souls...

Or pass the ouija board round and see if the dead can come up with a reason why you'd take them in your list now...

I think we just won the Internet.

Not that black box with the winking red light from The IT Crowd?

Squidmaster wrote:

I think we just won the Internet.

YES

Still it could be worse, couldn't it...? Slaanesh, Nurgle... hell even khorne is more violently graphic in the design. Coven units... that would be different... and interesting to see the people's reaction. :-D

Anyway I am confident that I can persuade everyone that that coloured wych my kid did is actually "mommy"... she is a rock singer after all. :-D

Hellion... that would be tough... maybe a highly efficient (double scythe) field worker with respiratory problems... poor guy...

I have seen it all now.

I have visions of Trueborn offspring doing this, and getting thick ears when they use other than their kabals colour schemes.

And Mandrake whelps whimpering in terror at all the intimidatingly coloured crayons...Because Mandrake parents are evil.

"Mandrake parents..."

When a mandrake and a womandrake love each other very much...

This is very odd.

Well, yes, they are like CWE, really, they hve to hve kids so they have someone smaller than them to take out their angst on.

Having a kid in diapers I just tried to imagine Trueborn parents changing diapers... Also do infant DE need pain diet already? Well thats sickening thought...

Yes they do, all young things need a pain diet.

(when are they bringing out a scourge pic?)

This should be stickied!

Yay! Spiky teething rings!

I would have loved these when I was little!

Is it weird I am tempted to print these out for when I babysit... only used with parental permission of course!

I must say that I love those. I just book marked the page. I am having troubles figuring out what color scheme I want to use for my DE army. I might print a couple pages, and use some coloring pencils to test out options. Could save me a lot of time and hassle later.

Thanks so much for the find.