Orks? Grrr!

So apparently there's a rumour that a new Ork codex is forthcoming:

http://natfka.blogspot.mx/2014/03/rumor-ork-codex-rules-and-releases.html

Of course it's only a rumour, and in all probability most of the details will turn out to be false -- but that won't stop me from going into a rage!

The bits that I find most maddening:

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Waaagh! is now old Fleet. So move, run and assault in the same turn.

What? Aaargh!

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Orks now have 6+ FNP

Noooo! Grrrrr!

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Stormboyz: Can now assault Fliers

Graaargh arrgh! Double-you-tee-eff!!

All the things I was expecting for my Tyranids!

I for one welcome our new green overlords, and would like to remind them that as a well known forum personality I can help round up others to toil in their underground fungus caverns.

Ha, that stormboy rumour was one I was talking about with a friend a while ago! Brilliant! I did also say that I believed Swooping Hawks should be able to sabotage enemy aircraft with haywire grenades, but presumably nobody listened... It would be nice if any of it were true, but salt required. Waaagh! would seem to be reverting back to old rules, which seems unlikely (as well as being stupidly powerful) and I can't see the entire army getting Feel No Pain, even if it is 6+, unless they're planning on getting rid of the kustom force field or changing how it works extensively (please no).

I suppose there have to be some bonuses though, for the huge nerfing that Nob bikers will undoubtedly take   

I highly doubt that most of this, if any will be implemented in Orks. I can see the Waagh points because Orks much like deamons are fluffily random, but the rest is pretty much wishlisting. Look at the tyranid rules leaks and what they got in the end... same story

I like orks.

I like orcs too, Gretchen make great pain tokens

Moving this to Other News & Rumours as it does not concern Dark Eldar.