Santa's Secret Space Raid - 2013

My gift is going to be a little late, i will get it in the mail tomorrow, i had to finish up some painting on a model. Sorry for the lateness.

Balisong wrote:

Wooo Hoooo!

The best gift any Archon could receive:

HARDCORE NUDITY!



Thank you!

Pleasure slaves! Excellent Archon Balisong, now you will be wanting to climb up the Commorraghan social ladder, I suppose?

An update folks - as of the morning of the 18th, we have had 10 out of 18 gifts confirmed as having been sent, with 6 of those having been received. Of the remaining 8 gifts, 3 are apparently ready to mail today or tomorrow.

Those that have been sent or are on the bubble include one case of stuck in bed for two weeks with an illness, and another case of Italian postal strike-itis. So overall, we are doing really well so far.

It is good to see the slaves arrived. They fought a bit but responded well to conditioning. They shall likely serve as excellent objectives.

I also realize I didn't forward any tracking info to AC but...um..."just as planned"







I covered that up pretty well.

Thor665 wrote:

... I covered that up pretty well.

Perhaps .....

Oh, I cant top that.

Or topless that.

Any pleasure slaves come my way my mandrakes get them and they go all blue and goosepimply.

and to put it delicately, shrunk.

ladies, my gift is sent. It may be a little late, but if it is, don't worry, i'll make it up to you with a romantic dinner sometime

Fellow Haemonculi, Archons, Succubi and assorted other masters of darkness!

Business in realspace has detained me away from my fortress lair, but my trusty Lhamaean assures me that a suspicious package has been received. Sadly, the skinning will have to wait until I can return, but I assure you all that I will supply you with images and bottled screams as soon as it suit me.

my package is flying through the webway as we speak, my victim unaware of the impending doom and mayhem it will cause......

apparently I cannot email the tracking # to Archonclaus.... perhaps it was too sinister a gift, his wracks have sniffed it out!

lol

so I'm traveling and visiting family until January 5th so I won't be able to confirm receipt of anything until then. just fyi

I WANNA WIN!!!!! This may not be a competition but my gift has to be the best! YOU GOT DAT ARCHONS! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE GIFT I SENT OUT! IT'S ILLEGAL TO DO SO!   

Tomorrow I will know if the scourge have suceeded in delivering my gift. If no Archon confirms this by then, the scourge will not recieve his antidote and suffer an agonizing death!

I won't be at home until the 25th, so I won't be able to confirm my gift until then if it is there.

facelessabsalom wrote:

Tomorrow I will know if the scourge have suceeded in delivering my gift. If no Archon confirms this by then, the scourge will not recieve his antidote and suffer an agonizing death!

You may inject the antidote, Facelessabsalom, your Scourge's talons successfully caressed their intended victim at the end of last week.

I'm still curious to see what I end up with. Thus far in both of the past years I ended up with basing supplies, I wonder if I'll nail the trifecta?

Lord_Alino wrote:

I WANNA WIN!!!!! This may not be a competition but my gift has to be the best! YOU GOT DAT ARCHONS! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE GIFT I SENT OUT! IT'S ILLEGAL TO DO SO!   

And that Crazy generous gift is:


WOW     2 boxes of Hellions and a custom Beastmaster. I was literally going to the LFGS tonight to order a box. Thanks Alino!

My package has arrived!



A slay sleigh of my very own!
Sadly, my kind benefactor did not reveal his/her/its identity - no doubt worried that I might launch some kind of retaliation.

Many thanks, whoever you are...

Archon Claus wrote:

facelessabsalom wrote:

Tomorrow I will know if the scourge have suceeded in delivering my gift. If no Archon confirms this by then, the scourge will not recieve his antidote and suffer an agonizing death!

You may inject the antidote, Facelessabsalom, your Scourge's talons successfully caressed their intended victim at the end of last week.

I misread and injected poison... But I'm glad it arrived!

edit: Merry Christmas people!

Wow, mucho Hellions ESE, and a shiny new Venom - just in time for the extended Archon's Challenge, Plastikente   

Incredibly, the post office lied to me, they said 5-7 days delivery g-u-a-r-a-n-t-e-e-d. I feel so violated.

Evil Space Elves wrote:

Lord_Alino wrote:

I WANNA WIN!!!!! This may not be a competition but my gift has to be the best! YOU GOT DAT ARCHONS! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE GIFT I SENT OUT! IT'S ILLEGAL TO DO SO!   

And that Crazy generous gift is:


WOW     2 boxes of Hellions and a custom Beastmaster. I was literally going to the LFGS tonight to order a box. Thanks Alino!

Incase you were wondering why the hellions were opened, I wanted to make sure they had all the pieces in them. Also, the beastmaster didn't get finished all the way (was going to paint it but didn't have the time)

Also, you never posted the best piece of the present, where's the letter I sent you!

Gobsmakked wrote:

Wow, mucho Hellions ESE, and a shiny new Venom - just in time for the extended Archon's Challenge, Plastikente   

Incredibly, the post office lied to me, they said 5-7 days delivery g-u-a-r-a-n-t-e-e-d.  I feel so violated.

If you feel violated I don't know how to feel... the tracking of the present I've shipped says the present is still in Italy after a week... I don't know if they are partying with the present or what else... XD

Gherma wrote:

... the tracking of the present I've shipped says the present is still in Italy after a week... I don't know if they are partying with the present or what else... XD

OK, I think that just about tops everything. Nothing you can do, except break out the Huskblade   

At least I'm pretty sure that's not the gift for me
I dunno, maybe they'll be polite and pack in some hand sanitizer once they're done?

Maybe they are really delivering it by sleigh... but there is no snow in italy today XD. If on the 27th of the month there are no news I'll call them and send some deadly virus by phone XD.

Meanwhile Merry Christmas to everyone, expecially a secret Merry Christmas to my victim!

My secret santa gift just arrived, although, I don't know who it's from



I got 2 clawed fiends

It's a nice gift, thanks whoever sent it